aedison:

Rule five: if we’re playing Mario Kart, please don’t start crying because you’re being pwned so hard. Okay? These controllers are expensive, and I don’t want to have to replace them because you’ve damaged them with your tears. Alright? I know it’s stressful being so utterly trounced by me, but try and keep it together.

Avery Edison is hilarious and possibly delightful, you should be reading her blog.